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​COMING TO

A VILLAGE

NEAR YOU!

 mAMILS

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​* MIDDLE AGED MEN IN LYCRA
THE SURREY HILLS.
AN AREA OF OUTSTANDING
NATURAL BEAUTY.
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NOT ANY MORE.
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OUR COUNTRYSIDE IS PLAGUED WITH
AN EVER-INCREASING LYCRA-CLAD,
BICYCLE-PEDDLING BLIGHT.
THE MAMIL.
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A MENACE TO ALL THOSE
WHO ENCOUNTER THEM ON
THE NARROW COUNTRY LANES.
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SICK OF DRIVING BEHIND
TOO MANY AMPLE REAR ENDS,
JIGGLING ALONG THE ROADS
LIKE ARMIES OF FLUORESCENT 
JELLIES ON WHEELS...
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I DECIDED TO TAKE MATTERS
IN TO MY OWN HANDS.
A SELECTION OF HANDMADE PARODY SIGNS TO ALERT ALL ROAD USERS OF POTENTIAL HAZARDS.

                  Bonk /bÉ’Å‹k/

 
In endurance sports such as cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk is a condition of sudden fatigue and loss of energy which is caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles.
Not the other mening...you dirty minded folk.

                 Cycling Widows

 
Any woman who lives with a cycle-nut. As referenced in The Telegraph, The Daily Mail and numerous blogs.

N/B

THIS HARMLESS GUERRILLA STUNT HAS LEFT ME IN A SLIGHT PREDICAMENT WITH

NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH.

I WOULD APPRECIATE 

NOBODY NOTIFYING THEM OF

MY WHEREABOUTS.

MANY THANKS.

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