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Everyone loves a mystery and
won't stop until we get answers.
Toblerone's shrouded in them.
Who really knows it's origin?
How do they make it that shape?
Why is it everywhere we go?
The conspiracy of it's shrinking size?
There's only one explanation...
When it comes to animal shelters we all ignore the elephant in the room.
There's lots more animals than shelters have room for.
To make room for the new inmates, animals that have been there longer
and not adopted, get put down.
When it comes to animal shelters we all ignore the elephant in the room.
There's lots more animals than shelters have room for.
To make room for the new inmates, animals that have been there longer
and not adopted, get put down.
In honour of Trump's visit to the UK,
I thought I'd help Donald out by getting him on the good side of us Brits.
So I turned him into a crumpet.
I managed to create a fake news story so believable that The Drum published it.
Oh, and Johnny Warburton himself gave me a call...
He wasn't too pleased.
* TASTY UPDATE*
I am now the proud winner of a CHIP SHOP AWARD for Best Fake News.
Scroll to the end for a portion of victory pics.
It started innocently on Twitter.
When Warburtons didn't roll out the Trumpet production line,
I took matters into my own hands.
I even took my wares to the Trump Rally.
You may recognise me from the Channel 4 News.
Jon Snow loves a Trumpet
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