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Everyone loves a mystery and
won't stop until we get answers.
Toblerone's shrouded in them.
Who really knows it's origin?
How do they make it that shape?
Why is it everywhere we go?
The conspiracy of it's shrinking size?
There's only one explanation...
When it comes to animal shelters we all ignore the elephant in the room.
There's lots more animals than shelters have room for.
To make room for the new inmates, animals that have been there longer
and not adopted, get put down.
When it comes to animal shelters we all ignore the elephant in the room.
There's lots more animals than shelters have room for.
To make room for the new inmates, animals that have been there longer
and not adopted, get put down.
VIDS
Me and Jess Grogan like starring in our own chick flicks.
LITTLE BEN
LONDON ROOMS
Angered by the faff of trying to rent a room in London, I wrote a song.
LYRICS
London Rooms.
London Rooms.
SE12 to W1.
Working out postcodes is so not fun.
Scrolling through the web. Looking for a room.
They’re all just cupboards. You’d think I was a broom.
Calling landlords is like a puzzle.
They speak in riddles, please give them a muzzle.
You arrive for a viewing and the landlord's late.
You’re lucky you weren’t stabbed on the estate.
Your dream of a London hideaway,
wasn’t above a Chinese takeaway.
The pictures online of a spacious double,
turns out to be a crack den hovel.
You can’t trust this town for a place to stay,
Can I sleep on your couch Theresa May?
Hear neighbours pee through paper thin walls?
Living with Mum ain’t so bad after all.
The HOLLY DIET
Umbrella Luck
THROW SOME SHADE
Bananarama
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